Happy nostrils

Since I'm practically sitting on top of the space heater here in my basement office, I figured I should do something about the nostril-cracking dryness of the air, so I plugged the humidifier in right next to me. Now my right side is hot and dry and my left side is cold and moist. Can't win. By Wednesday, the Polar Vortex will retreat back to the North Pole. They are welcome to it.