Myrtle

Hello my name is Myrtle. I work in a supermarket. It's like Waitrose for animals. Posh food for posh pets. I'm nine months old so you could say that I'm a victim of Puppy Labour Exploitation. Anyone know the number for Puppy Line? I spend my hours unstacking shelves, rearranging the window display and testing the treats. I have to be adorable for the customers (particularly to those who indulge a whippet) but sometimes it's difficult to breakaway from my chewy shoe, especially when I've been at the catnip.