Crashed Out

She is not a Formula 1 fan, especially when it is raining and qualifying has been red flagged.

My son has been laughing at me.

He said I have 'Minecraft Disorder.' This is due to my in-ability to control any character on the box - x games console thingy.

He finds it amusing that I cannot walk, steer and look at the same time. My character's progress is thwarted by the constant need for me to stop and move the head around so that I can see where to go.

Jacca believes that anyone born before 1990 also has this dis-order.