Cushioned

Andrew has acquired an independent streak since starting playgroup this week which means that he says no all the time rather than just now and again. He also labours under the misapprehension, like that of the Ostrich, that if he can't see you then you can't see him – despite his backside sticking out from behind the cushion in the manner of Le Pétomane at the Moulin Rouge.

I don't think he's got wind of the problem yet.