MONA LISA?

Spotted this 16th Century hussy tipping me the wink while I was taking a pee on the €uro* from Brussels to London St. Pancras. Musée du Loo-vre indeed!

Painless journey to Edinburgh Waverley where I was met by Meles & DaveH - lovely people both. Off to the Vaults in Leith where I treated us to a good meal & bought a couple of the single cask stuff - only to have my MasterCard rebuffed - "insufficient funds". What?

Apparently MasterCard wouldn't know an *rse from an *lbow.
What's new?

Meles paid - have only just reimbursed her on returning to Brussels...