Sand ... Useful stuff...

Unless it's in ones bra in which case it has been known to cause excessive chafing ....
Happy new year to you all.
I'm not well .... Self inflicted ...
I did by complete accident drink that repugnant stuff Tequila ... I'm sorry I stole the drink Sammie Sammling... Us old people simply cannot be trusted ...
Thank you Velvet Frog and Ageing Rockstar for the hospitality .. Particularly when you screech at me,or sing (never sing again) ....

I don't do resolutions ... I'm bloody marvellous already.