Most of my life on one shelf

I was in my bathroom today (doing my usual) and actually looked at what was on this shelf...... I realised that the contents actually stretched from when I was 16 to the present day....... And I'm 35...... (Er 50 now but don't tell the Mrs) There are a few items I can actually date and have a story.
That is some history for one person sat there on one shelf!
What does your shelf say about you? What do you remember when you look at your stuff?