After Christmas Sales

"We must go to the sales" he said, "OK" I said.
Off we went, and I was quite excited wondering what we were going to buy!  Then we drove into the marina and went to the boat. 

Then it dawned on me.  Not SALES but SAILS!

We had to take the sails off the boat for the winter (if we get a winter)
and we never got to the sales.