AA roadwatch
That's right, watch you aarses, road users... Nana is entering her vehicle.
It's both a fascinating and terrifying spectacle.
A bit like watching a sparkle of pure madness igniting in the eye of an otherwise law-abiding accountant as he lovingly polishes his magnum 45 revolver.
15 seconds ago, she was a loving Nana, hugging and kissing her three grand-kids.
Now, she is a Granny-in-a-Yaris.
Don't let her wiping of the rear mirrors fool you.
She won't use them between now and Belmullet.
In 5 second she will be reversing, accompanied by the screams of the little Toyota revving at 7,000 RPM.
After that she'll be let loose.
Beware Ireland, beware!
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