Season Ticket

I've waited my whole life for this letter... I'm now at the top of the list for a season ticket at Arsenal, having been officially on the waiting list for 10 years!

Alas, I thought when I applied 10 years ago I might be earning a decent wage by now, but sadly I'm not so can't afford it so am going to have to let this opportunity pass me by. Can't tell you how gutted this makes me.

Granted, it doesn't help that my team charge the most in the country for their season tickets.

If anyone has a spare £1423 that they don't need, I'd be very grateful!