"Explosion proof"

OK, this is getting daft. I have to confess that I bought an iPhone screen protector on the basis that it used materials derived from those that are used to make things bulletproof. I mean, I didn't think this was an essential attribute of a screen protector but I thought it implied a certain toughness.

Oh, all right, then: maybe I thought it might end up being the modern equivalent of the cigarette case that saves someone's life when they got shot but that was just a bit of whimsy, not an actual factor in the decision making process. 

This week I bought a screen protector for the iPad and this is the box. I am glad it's "anti-fouling" and slightly bemused that it is 9H of "super hardness" but explosion proof? This packaging might as well have been devised by the fear-mongers at Fox News.