Bad for your teeth

A conversation that took place at 7am this morning in our house.


'Are you sure they are not giving you a general anaesthetic to take your tooth out today'?

'No, they're just inducing me'.

'What?'

'Wait a minute, maybe they're seducing me?'

'I doubt that very much, are you sure they're not sedating you?'

Yeah, that's the one'.



Apparently he requires 24hrs of observation by a responsible adult, where the hell do I get one of those from?