Second in Command

We had a family lunch today. Dan and Kelly and Chris and Jaya all came. During lunch they presented us with a hamper for Christmas as a thank you for making Christmas lunch (even though we haven’t made it yet!!). It had boxes of chocolates and biscuits and teas and hot chocolate and some seed and bulbs for the garden.There was also a very large bottle of a very nice Prossecco and some special non-alcoholic beers for Igor. Thank You Children :-))))))

But tucked inside the hamper were these two aprons for us to wear on Christmas Day. The children weren't specific about who should have which one so here’s the dilemma - I don’t think I want to be Head Chef, that would involve a lot of hard work and I”ve never really minded being Igor’s Sous Chef but “Second in Command”????? That can’t be right …………………. can it????!!!