The Modern Christmas.

dwalletta more or less nailed my sentiments regarding this putrid corporate extravaganza of festive meaninglessness.

They might as well have built a 20m high automated Santa Claus which would slowly pull down his trousers before dumping his steaming mess on the public below.

On the other hand, it has been one of my life ambitions to hear Freddie Mercury's 'Don't Stop Me Now' sung by the Edinburgh Police Choir. Fucksake.