I'm bored

P&L are with us for a couple of days - had a walk, been feed and watered, roamed around the garden (not sure about the kennel) and now time for rest to prepare for the next walk etc.

 Pipa did you hear about the burglar, Moses and Jesus? No Lottie. Well …

A burglar breaks into a house and he starts shining his light around looking for valuables. Some nice things catch his eye, and as he reaches for them, he hears, “Jesus is watching you.” Startled, the burglar looks for the speaker. Seeing no one, he keeps putting things in his bag, again, he hears, “Jesus is watching you.” This time, he sees a parrot.
“Who are you?” the burglar asks.
“Moses,” the bird replied.
“Who the heck would name a bird Moses?” the man laughed.

“I dunno,” Moses answered, “I guess the same kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.”