Classy

From which fibre of a person's being does the claim that Spain are boring come?

They are utterly mesmerising. It defies belief that a group of players can be so much better than anyone else. Massively well deserved and what a fab tournament. Anticipated it being a farce after Panorama's efforts pre tournament - not a chance. Terrific from start to finish.

Up the wooden hill now - did anyone else's mum ever say that or was it just mine...? She has been known to coign her own phrases over the years...