Santa.

Tesco this evening. Never a joy, but brightened this time round by running into the man himself getting provisions.

It is not clear whether he has had to cut back on staffing, elf issues perhaps, meaning he has to do his own shopping, and I trust Tesco are not the source for stocking fillers the world over.

On the other hand, how many clubcard points will he get for presents for all the good boys and girls?

Hmm, he'll never get my new bike in that basket.