The New Planking.. "Lobstering"

So As Usual, I Was Tired After Work And Decided I Was Comfortable Sprawled On The Livingroom Floor.

I Then Decided I Wasn't Being Lazy Or Anything, I Decided I Was Pretending To Be A Lobster And From Now On, That Is My Excuse For Sprawling Out On The Floor...

And To Add A Negative To My Day... As I Typed This, My Sister Was Singing "Call Me Maybe" From Memory...