Blipping bright berries

Just as you reach some comprehension about student accommodation, and the sea is settled and calm, the wind whips up a frenzy as the twins seek to put down deposits/pay horrendous admin fees on houses for next year. We've only just got to December.

Oh the figures are doing my head in. You can't compare Student Halls of Residence fees with rent very easily. One twin feels it necessary to talk over every little detail, whilst making sweet and sweeping generalisations and smiles throughout. The other twin is wading in there with boldness and purpose and very little concern.

Note to self: As it is so much cheaper to rent in the north than it is in the south, all my other children need to apply to universities in the north.