In which: other side of the table

PP's initials aren't PP because it's an Internet nickname for 'prodigious progeny' based on the fact that he's very clever.

Tonight we got told he's naturally gifted and brilliant at
English
Maths
Languages (French & German)
Latin
Art
Design & Technology
History
Geography
Sport
And that he's a really nice lad.

I have absolutely no idea how he's my kid as I was a right nightmare at school.