Ladies and Gentlemen

I give you a rather spacious orangey thing. No idea what it is but it arrived yesterday. There are literally tons of things I can chew on it! I mean it's a chew fest waiting to happen. It's massive!

Me and the Pud had a right good look around it and we think it is definitely not an Alien. It is also not a phone box. It has wheels so it may in fact be a vehicle. Might have to bark at it. It does growl when aprecious is sitting in it.

She seems very happy with herself. And Snotty is happy too :)

It was sunny at 7:00 am when I took this and I hoped to decorate the van as predetermined by being an aging hippy. However, within five minutes of this picture the heavens opened! Oh, sorry I forget to introduce her. I give you: Bessie, a name given in honour of Ilsa knauer, Snotty's mother who always had a vw beetle that was always called Bessie. Driving back through Huddersfield - the singularly worst signposted place known to man - in a LHD was fun! Haha! I will reveal her in all her glory just as soon as she's ready -she is already a stunner!

On the way to collect her yesterday, on the train, had the misfortune to travel with the EDL - as unpleasant an experience as I've had in a long time.