The Diet - Day 12: Hard done by

OK - THEY have never sunk so low.

Never ever.

You see this red "thing" I'm wearing.  It's called a t-shirt; and it's what you wear when you go to the gym.  In fact it's one HE used to wear when he went to the Open Gym in a place called Albuquerque (wherever that is).

So now they expect me to start training.  Weights, treadmill, I can just see it.  Every day.

I can't stand it - I think I'll have a snack.