Souvenir

The police officer gave me this. Its the tube on the breathalyser that you breath into. I've never been breathalysed before, but then I've never been involved in a motorway crash before. It was, of course, negative. I can't remember when I last had an alcoholic drink.  I was at a standstill in queuing traffic on the M4, unfortunately the car behind didn't see the queue and ploughed straight into me at something like 50mph destroying the front of his car, the rear of mine and shunting me into the car in front. Thankfully everyone walked away from the crash but my car is written off and I'm laid up with bruising, back and neck pain.