From the art shop window....

"Is that sheep looking at us?"

"It's not a sheep, its a painter."

"I thought everything was a sheep."

"See, he's wearing a smock and has a droopy moustache."

"That's true, our moustache's are much more noble."

"Keep still,  its what they like!

"Yes ma'am. I do like it when you're forceful,"