OUT PATIENTS

Or out of patience. Hospital appointment at 10am; seen at 11:10am. Not that I was going to complain in case they flagged my file with give less anaesthetic or give more pain. I was there for dental problems, again, so that's not my foot. It's multi-coloured plaster casts now, and you can request glitter, as this lady did, presumably in readiness for nightclub evenings out. Incredible, when I broke arm and then foot it was just boring mucky off-white plaster. I haven't lived.