Keep or chuck!

Went up to the loft with the intention of sorting old paperwork to burn. Ended up instead trying to clear a path to said paper.
Counted
5 monitors
6 old dead computers
7 dead suitcases
4 empty cardboard boxes
2 pairs of childs first shoes (I have 3kids) so one of them either never wore shoes or I was less sentimental come the third time.
Hubby claimed to be at hand to help but I'm sure he was just monitoring what was being flung from a great height!
Finally I didn't get to the paperwork today and I also cracked the screen of my phone which I am a tad pissed off about.