Castle

It turned out complicated in the end, what with herself locking herself in the car and that.  Luckily, I was nearby, and with a bike, and a spare key, and it was all sorted out in 15 minutes, with me back at the castle without being too late. 
We're having a night off.  We're sitting on the settee watching television.  On our arses, for the avoidance of doubt.