Pity me not #1

Rather a swanky gaff. £15 for a blue cheese burger tho, but what the hell. I have a telly at the end of the bed and another at the end of the bath, and my own golf course. The coffee maker is awesome but I'll wait till I've had a bottle of wine before I try it out, looks a bit complicated. May just settle for a 'Cuddle in a Mug'. (see extra)

Sigh ! Only another 5 days to go.