Studious...

I'm writing an essay about the workings of the canine digestive system.  As an expert in that field, especially the food intake part, Alfred offered to share some wisdom with me, especially the bit about the necessity for regular input into the digestive tract.  In fact he states that the optimal feeding frequency required for the maintenance of a healthy digestive system is one meal an hour.  It must be chicken breast, or steak, or baked cod with rice and carrots. Smoked salmon slices now and then.  An occasional bit of roast goose would do no harm... The odd sausage...
Well with your measly four meals a day I guess I've been doing it wrong all these years Alfred!  You poor, neglected dog... 
:-)