A Snail

It's a great day to be a duck, or a snail or one of those things. Unless you're a slug. At my allotment. Unless it keeps raining and I stay here and get the house in order. But if it stops. I've got a brand new pack of tasty treats for you.

This snail is okay though. He looks like those nice ones that grows on the wild fennel in Portugal. And that's holidays.