Alright for Some!

A few days ago I wrote about learning to appreciate and notice the little things in life.

Well, here's a few little things from the last few days: a broken tooth; knackered shower; faulty landline; internet connection problem; a mouse in the house; blocked kitchen sink; dog puke (per..mouse in the house), and the vesuvius kettle.

You too can have your own vesuvius kettle, just follow these simple instructions:
1. Fill kettle with descaler
2. Do not read the instructions
3. Bring kettle to boil
4. For added fun you can point the spout towards some power sockets and fuse the bloody lot!

I'm done with little things, time for a LARGE glass of wine!