Snakes and ladders

Picked up Jess from school today.  It's a lovely job as she chatters and chirps away cheerfully all the way home, although poor little thing got trapped in a toilet ever so slightly longer than she liked.  She managed to get out eventually but she was upset that it happened at all.  Because she told me this story I started singing to her "Oh dear what can the matter be, three old ladies locked in a lavatory", to which she asked "Grandma, were you one of the old ladies?"
Kids eh?