MONO MONDAY AND A LITTLE BIT BLUE!

May I apologise in advance for what your about to read, it's not my intention to offend and I have changed certain words to 'clean' up the joke. My attempt at Mono Monday, knew what I was going to photograph which is unusual for me, not sure if it's worked out how I had imagined!

An Intrepid explorer is trekking through the Desert where he sees a little Arab man by the side of the road, "do you have the time" asked the explorer? the little Arab man lifts his Thobe, looks at his member and then at the sun, 12 o,clock he replays, the explorer looks at his watch, bang on!
A few miles later he comes across another little Arab man and again asks the time thinking that the first fellow was tricking him, up comes the Thobe, the fellow looks at his member and then to the sun "a quarter past one", on checking his watch the explorer is astounded to find it said exactly that, with a growing admiration of the local folks  delves further into the searing sands.
An hour later he comes along a third little Arab sitting with his back to tree, his Thobe raised and vigorously shaking his member, "don't tell me" says the explorer "your going to tell the time"?, "No" replies the Arab.........
 " I'm just winding my watch"