Grape Pickers Need Not Apply

Addicted as I am to Radio 4, I sometimes find myself unintentionally listening to 'Gardeners' Question Time' - snooze! Today I was prompted by their enthusiasm and inspected my much neglected back garden. I was also curious to see how the vine was doing. Well you can see for yourselves - plenty of growth but just a few withered grapes. I have already googled 'how to prune vines' in an effort to save the greenhouse and I'll just have to keep patronising the local wine shops!