Humph!

So much for a nice walk along the beach. I've been lying here amongst the grasses for ages while he flaffs around with that ruddy camera.

Then he'll want to go back and publish the image and my walk will be all the shorter.

But I'll get my own back. If they think they are going to have a nice peaceful evening in front of the telly, they've got another think coming. I'll show 'em.