Here's What Happened....

Okay, I was out in the yard watching birds and this bear came out of the trees and I had to wrestle him to save Lizzie.........no, wait, that"s Life's Little Moments.

Okay, I was fending off an attack by a hawk, or an eagle, I don't remember which but it was big and had talons......no, wait, that's MaryJo.

Okay, I was trying to photograph sheep on the Yorkshire Moors and one of them chased me into a fence.....no, wait, that's BezziePet.

Okay, I was feeding squirrels and chickadees sitting on my hand  and one of them must have bit me.....no, wait, that's KevinV.

Well, any of those are more interesting and less embarrassing than the truth which is I stood up at my desk at work, forgot the bottom drawer was open and fell over it.   Do me a favor and pick one of the above that doesn't involve a desk drawer.  Thanks.