Viola

Found this morning wandering amongst the parsley, an errant Viola.
Pretty little thing. (Purty lil' ol' thang - for Texans)
Viola is a mythical character from Bill Shakespeare's Twelfth Night. I get annoyed at historians hacking around telling us that Bill didn't write his plays, "It's possible this - probable that - it may have happened this way." For centuries we have been happy that the world's best known literary figure wrote the plays attributed to him. Now a group of very well meaning tools try and tell us otherwise.

Me not happy!