Annual review

I was called in today for my Annual Blip review.  My line manager, although appearing very welcoming, gave me a savaging.  There’s to be no more Blips of kittens / cats / sunsets or flowers.  He recommended that financially I should consider product placement in my Blips.  I retorted with “Daz, Omo, Dreft, Rinso and Tide”.  He said I wasn’t taking this in the spirit of the thing.  He also recommended I should put a film in my camera and to stop walking around Stromness under a large black cape.  He’s called forward my next review to a 6 month time period.  He then told me to put an egg in my boot and beat it.