Having a ball

Dear Swiss Ball,

Welcome. Here's the deal; I promise to...

Hug you occasionally
Not complain that you're taking up too much space
Not let my son use you for his stunts
To not use you as foot stool and then complain that you're not a very good foot stool

In return, I would like to look like Kelly Brook. By August.



My friend very kindly gave me her Swiss Ball today.