The PPP...

He's been about, I spotted and documented the evidence.

The Phantom Porridge Phlicker has been haunting my workplace the last couple of days, leaving his (or her...) little oattie marks in their wake. Seeking out the obvious but unobtrusive surfaces which will display their art for as long as possible before they are wiped away by their arch-nemesis, the Careful Cleaner Crew.

Nobody has ever seen the fabled member of our society's underbelly except in urban legend and relayed rhetoric but evidence points to a changing in strategy that could make their exploits more public. Once again, the world will know the power of the heat soaked cereal crop and bow to the power of the PPP.