Geisha Girl!!

When I was passing one of my daughter's friends in the Co op car park, I shouted across to him "Do you want the Geisha girl" His wife of just a few weeks glowered across the car at him. My daughter's pal raised his shoulders helplessly and said "What Geisha girl"to which I replied "the one you were admiring in Glasgow"  At this point I thought she was for chucking him out the car until I clarified she was about four foot tall and made of porcelain. The relived lad said oh yes if you're giving her away. Dangerous moment averted.
This is a large porcelain Japanese lady that resides in my folks home that no one else in the family wants. This lad always admired her and he does lots of good charitable work so I figured he deserved her.

Geisha in the background