"It's just one of those days"

The trouble with "thinking" you know everything and having no qualms (?) attempting to prove it is this;

You don't! 

yet far worse is the notion that since you actually believe yourself to be the smartest man in the room and those who know better stay silent, the one person who actually has access - at the moment - to Google, produces facts, figures and illustrations proving you wrong, 

well that swarmy bastard (moi) ends up not just with egg on his face, but the bar bill as well, since "misstra know-it-all" had this undeniably stoopid trust in his limited knowledge

Like I said a while back:

"nothing good ever happens in Weatherspoon's after that fourth pint at 2:15 in the afternoon"

for the record: http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/rugby-union/20534229