Mum fail.

Look closely, there's a fat lip there. She fell on her face at school pick up, there was blood and tears in the playground.

She then stood in dog poo in the playground. The F'ers then got in big big trouble. they revealed that they found some skittles on the floor in the park and ate them. I think I got the message across about how dangerous and stupid that was. No telly, no computer, no bedtime reading.

E then ate some Sudocrem. Standard.

Tomorrow's a new day.