Someone refused to smile !!

She's gone off her own teeth apparently ... Although me paying her £5 would have helped .. Cheeky sod .
Today I phoned DDLC to discuss the hire car that I booked for our trip to Spain next week,as I was ending our chat she sounded vague and uttered the words 'I don't know darling ' ... At this point I did that strange silent WTF DID SHE SAY to myself... I then said 'did you just call me darling ' ?
The hysterical laughter ensued .. You see DDLC and I NEVER talk to each other like that EVER .. Our affection is shown by calling each other blob or fat head and other terms of endearment ...
I can only assume she went into a day dream and was imagining herself taking to the kids ... Of course this will now be amalgamated into our daily chats which make no sense to anyone ... It will join the list like .. PRE PACKED LEEKS .. In good health .. Claw hand ... Buzz light year and healthy Vagina ...
See .. No sense ...