Little voice...

Maud: I can hear a little voice?

Pud: (quietly) Get off me fatty!

Maud: What is it? It sounds familiar...

Pud: Will you get off!

Maud: Cushions aren't what they were...did I switch something on? Is it super lumpy?

Pud: You are suffocating me...

Maud: I need somewhere more comfortable... I think.

Pud: Go. Away. I have had enough of your fat bum...

Maud: Think that sofa aprecious is sitting on looks so much more comfy, I'll go and do some leaning. Works every time!