I'm not stupid you know

I know what you have done to me.

First you took me for a two hour walk (and thought I would be worn out at the end of it). Then you gave me a bone (and thought it would keep me quiet). Then you called me over and started being really nice and stroking me and saying lovely things (and thought I couldn't see what you were doing).

But you had that damn camera hanging around your neck.

I know your game.

Now you've had your fun, I'm off to wreck your garden. Bye.