He can't clean

But he can Math. Thank goodness. I really needed someone to sort out my diabolical pension situation in a few years.

He's also nurturing a toptastic teenage volcanic spot. Hes been lucky on that front so far. He's fine with his new facial accessory, even wanted to give it prime time billing in this photo. 98% comfortable in his own skin at age 13. That's even better news than getting 88% in a maths test. Nice one Sam.