At the heron convention.....

.... it was Head Heron's question time. Parliament was appalled to hear that due to the 'excessive number of herons standing' (HSE), seating must be installed by next season. 'It's elf'n'safety, gaun mad,' said spokesheron Alf Drudge, who flew here from his original home in Essex. In other news, my shadow has grown longer.

(PS I counted 17 herons today, a crowd record.)