Bollards

I don't think it was 'bollards' that the young lad shouted when he realised that these spheres were actually made of solid stone, after aiming a flying kick that a member of a Premier League footie team would have been proud of. The young lass he was trying (and failing) to impress was very sweet - she just said 'do I need to call a cab so you can take yourself up the hospital then?'

I think this was a case of love comes in the door and sense goes out the window.