A visitor

I was in the shower this morning and I saw something move out of the corner of my eye. It was this wee spider (not so wee lets be honest). He was sharing my shower. How rude. My response wasn't fear or anything, I said out loud "what are you doing in here?" then realised no-one was there to hear and he probably didn't understand and wasn't going to answer.

Unfortunately he didn't make it out the shower alive.